#like shayspar

[dreaded]

honestly i am severely disappointed in this fanbase's lack of so sejima art and general enjoying. pet old man who plays pokemon go. father of 3 super fucked up kids. guy whos son killed his wife like 5 seconds after he was born. then he killed his gf too. like isnt that kinda awesome

[moriphyte]

shayspar

imagine if this was your child's favorite stuffed animal and they took it everywhere with them

[anautumncarol]

Fic Master Post

Naruto:

Just A Cigarette

30 Day Naruto Challenge:

Crimson Elevators

The Hearty Corner

What A Coincidence

Of Dislocated Shoulders and Blooming Friendships

Unconventional Fairy Tales

The Prince's Harem

Lifestyle Of A Faerie In Human Society

Tokyo Revengers:

D3L1NQU3NT.COM [discontinued]

The One In Which They Fall Off A Building.

ATEEZ:

From Beyond The Trapdoor

Stray Kids:

Talk to strangers!

"Excuse me, I believe that's mine"

The Hearty Corner

Can't Start A Fire Without A Spark

Never Ending Summer

did you know roses came in lavender?

Objectively, Of Course (with Northstories)

of biology projects, skate boards and bog rolls

"Damn, can you suck cock like that?"

two lonely people, we were strangers in the night

blue used to be my favourite colour

boycott love

shayspar

is that an O-H bond in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

close the door, put out the light

"you should smile more"

maybe it's okay

[propalahramota]

Ppl on Twitter are like "We lost our Shakespeare" but with all due respect, and I'm saying this as a pretentious Bard enjoyer I am, my man Shayspar didn't write whole fucking beautiful symphonies to compliment his brilliant lyrics. Stephen Joshua Sondheim on the other hand was a man who could do both.

[propalahramota]

I'm growing out of an undercut so every time I pull my hair into a ponytail I feel like Shayspar

[bigzimbra]

i don't see the tag but it says i was tagged in my notifications so let's do this!

tagging @screamfome @faist-inator @nucg5040 @marrasmoon @laserlem0n @theclocky1 @morieli @melodychocolat @alabamyright @largepuffin and anyone who wants to participate!!! no pressure (i think the last 5 tags are broken tumblr only ever lets me tag 5 people for some reason)

Thank you for the tag lovely @memorial-sewer <33

My taste is pretty eclectic 😅

Tagging @minstrel-in-the-gallery @arthur-two-sheds-jackson @ringosmistress @toddandersonsblog @thegrapeless @solmelo @yonderghostshistories @michael-palin-is-the-loml @starstruckfangirlsposts @montypythonswine @langsat-lamb @right-stopthat-its-silly @thesuetyouforgot @greghousepogging @endmeplease69 @moccason @clickgotheshires

[brooklyn-alley-ratcat]

Oh

OH

Guys, I may have miss read “Shayspar” as Sharpay (like from fucking High School Musical) and just went with it.

Like my mind went “Yeah, Sharpay the William Shakespeare doll. What about ‘em?”

[alytology]

I wish my kid had a cool favorite toy like "Shayspar".

[citrusella-flugpucker]

[image description: Tweet by Sophie McBain (@SEMcBain) reading: My daughter was given this creepy William Shakespeare doll and it had become her favourite toy. She cuddles “Shayspar” at night, brushes his gross old man hair & puts him on the potty. Do I just embrace this? Do I hide him before their bond is unbreakable?

There is an image at the end of the tweet of the Shakespeare doll sitting contentedly in a pink heart-covered toy stroller.

end description]

((That’s an Unemployed Philosophers Guild “Little Thinkers” doll! https://philosophersguild.com/collections/william-shakespeare-gifts/products/william-shakespeare-little-thinker

I don’t think they’re INTENDED for small children (I’m pretty sure they’re, like, “office toys”--the kind of doll you put on your shelf at work or display at home because you’re really into a specific topic) but they don’t seem to have choking hazards or anything either so...

(Also, I don’t think he’s anywhere near the creepy some of the Little Thinkers might approach if only because of the proportions, maybe? Even the Shakespeare finger puppet from the same company is more worthy of being called creepy than this guy)

(The notes imply that apparently there’s some sort of article that takes this Too Far but I’m not really here for that)))

[yuniesan]

you embrace it, you read her sonnets before bed, and give her critical thought on things like Ophelia in Hamlet, you make her the next Shayspar, because then she could take over the world.

Plus do you have any idea how hard it is to write anything in iambic pentameter? Let her embrace this, so that she’s ready for the day someone gives her that Edgar Allan Poe doll with a Raven attached to it.